From the Entertaining to the Sweet....
The Best of Jinbi Student Quotes
5th Grade Student: "Do you like TFBoys or EXO? I love TFBoys, and I don't think we can hangout if you like EXO."
(Cue the Backstreet Boys vs. N*SYNC flashbacks)
1st Grade Student: "Look! An American!"
Me: (Joking) "Where?"
1st Grade Student: "You!"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Other 1st Grade Student: "Look, she does have brown eyes like us. She's not American! She must be Chinese!"
**Playing Heads-Up 7-Up**
Me: "Why are there only 6 people standing? Who picked someone that isn't standing up?"
2nd Grade Student: (Whispering) "Me!"
Me: "Who did you tap?"
2nd Grade Student: "I was super sneaky just like you said! I just thought about who I picked...I didn't actually tap her! She'll never guess it was me!"
2nd Grade Student: "Miss Cassie, do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
Student: "I don't think you understood me. (slowly) Do. You. Have. A. Boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
Student: "What is wrong with you?"
2nd Grade Student: "You're not really American. You don't have blue eyes."
2nd Grade Student: "Did you buy that watch on Taobao?" (Taobao=Chinese Amazon)
Me: "No, I bought it in a store in the U.S."
Student: "You're lying. Stores don't sell watches!"
4th Grade Student: "What do American pandas look like?"
Me: "Like Chinese pandas in American zoos."
4th Grade Student: "Have you ever even BEEN to America? How do you not know what your pandas look like?"
(Cue the Backstreet Boys vs. N*SYNC flashbacks)
1st Grade Student: "Look! An American!"
Me: (Joking) "Where?"
1st Grade Student: "You!"
Me: "Are you sure?"
Other 1st Grade Student: "Look, she does have brown eyes like us. She's not American! She must be Chinese!"
**Playing Heads-Up 7-Up**
Me: "Why are there only 6 people standing? Who picked someone that isn't standing up?"
2nd Grade Student: (Whispering) "Me!"
Me: "Who did you tap?"
2nd Grade Student: "I was super sneaky just like you said! I just thought about who I picked...I didn't actually tap her! She'll never guess it was me!"
2nd Grade Student: "Miss Cassie, do you have a boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
Student: "I don't think you understood me. (slowly) Do. You. Have. A. Boyfriend?"
Me: "No."
Student: "What is wrong with you?"
2nd Grade Student: "You're not really American. You don't have blue eyes."
2nd Grade Student: "Did you buy that watch on Taobao?" (Taobao=Chinese Amazon)
Me: "No, I bought it in a store in the U.S."
Student: "You're lying. Stores don't sell watches!"
4th Grade Student: "What do American pandas look like?"
Me: "Like Chinese pandas in American zoos."
4th Grade Student: "Have you ever even BEEN to America? How do you not know what your pandas look like?"